Wednesday 20 January 2010

[???] Fish Masturbation App!



According to Gizmodo, “Fishbate” is a new app that is meant to simulate the glorious stimulation of a fishy friend. Apparently, when you give your iPhone a good shake, users can hear plesure-filled slurping sounds from an on-screen fish, while the phone’s vibrations increase as you approach the climactic 50 shake mark. Once users bring the fish to its summit of shaking ecstasy, the fish spews a white liquid before unceremoniously dying.

The company producing this app is even working on an upgrade to the current version in which a multiplayer, Bluetooth function would be available.

The perfect party game!



TOKIO MYERS

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